Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

NO BODY MESSES WITH WALKER: Chuck Norris turns 74 today! Photo: Associated Press

The martial arts superstar has spawned hundreds of legends. Some of them – all of them(?) – true, some of them just hilarious. Here’s our top 6 Chuck Norris “facts” you can use to impress your friends on his 74th birthday.

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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